Tag: humor
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December 21, 2009 10:44 AM EST --
I was a hard-nosed enforcer when I worked for my labor union. It was a tough, railroad brotherhood of track laborers--gandy dancers. My members didn't mind at all that I liked classical music, . . .
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July 19, 2006 11:47 AM EDT --
Heat's addled my brain
Cannot think
Heat's addled my brain
Vapor steams from my fingers, as they fly on the keyboard
Heat's addled my brain
I cannot sleep
Heat's addled my brain
No AC except . . .
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May 09, 2006 03:24 AM EDT --
"Hey, you there – don't jump."
A short, balding man with a twinkle in his eye and appearing to be ageless, yet elderly, caught the younger man by the arm, and stopped him . . .
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November 30, 2009 11:07 AM EST --
Ah, yes. The snow had finally fallen in the Northeast and a blanket of white now covered the ground. My back ached from shoveling and my asthma had kicked in at full force. Ho ho ho! Little did I know . . .
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September 14, 2009 01:02 PM EDT --
Would you believe that I was trying to take a shower, just minding my own business, when I suddenly got a blast of ice cold water while I still had shampoo in my hair? Have you ever had . . .
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September 28, 2009 01:15 AM EDT --
Attention Boys & Girls! (This is only a fantasy, please do not rush out to purchase this home theater to keep up with this poor freelance writer!)
Okay, I just won the lottery and . . .
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May 10, 2006 02:11 PM EDT --
81. As a child, I ate dirt and sucked wet wash cloths.
82. I turned out alright.
83. Thank God I did not partake of my diaper.
84. My first power dream was when I was five. I wanted . . .
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June 16, 2008 02:40 AM EDT --
You're at the computer, reading and typing in a cacophony of joy. You're on Gather, of course.
In your own space, your own time. Suddenly, your cat jumps up to the keyboard, steps on the . . .
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July 17, 2006 11:21 PM EDT --
Jimmy Olson, copy boy, ran to Lois. "Clark is missing!"
"Impossible! He was just here a minute ago."
Perry called for Lois.
"Lois, in my office, now! I want you to find Superman. . . .
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August 07, 2006 05:23 PM EDT --
Brie Vanderslutzen was in the kitchen with her parents, Mumsy and Dadsy Vanderslutzen.
Soozie Mier walked in with Edie Brick and ex-husband Karl.
Lynnie stood in Brie's kitchen, her mouth open. . . .
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January 04, 2009 11:49 PM EST --
Wow, it has been a long time. So long, in fact, it is difficult to remember the character's names.
But the script and casting is superb. Marc Cherry done good.
Dave Williams is even more . . .
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May 17, 2006 07:42 AM EDT --
cooking with gas tonight, dirt included
laying it out in the open
soul, dirty
flesh raw, bones bare to skull
god, what have I done
cooking with gas tonight, dirt included
I'm real
we've all got . . .
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October 06, 2008 12:02 AM EDT --
Sunday, 8 a.m. Drank whey powder, amino acid supplements, Green Tea power drink. Powerlifted at club, mega treadmill workout, 30 wind sprints on the track. 2 hours. Sunny but windy.
Smiled . . .
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April 27, 2006 07:38 PM EDT --
I used to smoke. I used to climb mountains. I used to climb mountains and smoke.
Now I don't smoke, but I will climb mountains when I get to China next week.
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September 09, 2009 09:35 PM EDT --
Road Trip
It is never easy to take a road trip when you transport children of various ages. The trips are, however, never dull or boring, well, except to the children. . . .
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June 17, 2006 05:25 AM EDT --
Customers drive me to the brink of despair and beyond. Some days, everything's too much.
They'll rip open up the plastic bags on the comforters, pull out a comforter, then try to stuff it back . . .
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December 18, 2009 03:51 AM EST --
Tales from Leprechaunia 90
Crouching English Garden Gnome, Hidden Leprechaun
Professor Confucius Foo-Leprechaun had concluded that in the Sauerkraut Wars . . .
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October 21, 2006 08:59 AM EDT --
One morning this man woke up and said to his wife, "I'm dead." His wife replied, "Oh honey your're not dead. We had a great night." "No", he said, . . .
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January 30, 2007 07:44 PM EST --
The night was long and cold. The temperature is dropping. The wolves are howling. Wait! That's a hamburger ad. Well it is cold in central South Dakota! It may be 10 below . . .
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November 26, 2009 12:37 AM EST --
Happy Thanksgiving, Gather writers! It's Thursday, and in addition to being Thanksgiving Day, it's a day that can provide loads of fodder for your freelance writing. I always like to find the humor . . .
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