Tag: humor
group name: triplenameclub
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July 19, 2006 11:47 AM EDT --
Heat's addled my brain
Cannot think
Heat's addled my brain
Vapor steams from my fingers, as they fly on the keyboard
Heat's addled my brain
I cannot sleep
Heat's addled my brain
No AC except . . . more
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May 09, 2006 03:24 AM EDT --
"Hey, you there – don't jump."
A short, balding man with a twinkle in his eye and appearing to be ageless, yet elderly, caught the younger man by the arm, and stopped him . . . more
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May 21, 2006 01:45 AM EDT --
Men's list here.
1. Maureen Sullivan Stemberg, for starting all manner of things Beatific…
2. Beryl Singleton Bissell, for "The Scent of God."
3. Hannah Dreyma, . . . more
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May 21, 2006 01:49 AM EDT --
Women's list here
1. Ed Nudelman
2. Ludolf
3. George Corneliussen
4. Ron Hall
5. Nathan Schauer
6. KR Craft
7. John . . . more
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May 10, 2006 02:11 PM EDT --
81. As a child, I ate dirt and sucked wet wash cloths.
82. I turned out alright.
83. Thank God I did not partake of my diaper.
84. My first power dream was when I was five. I wanted . . . more
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May 02, 2006 07:58 PM EDT --
When my father died, my stepmother decided not to support me anymore. And she disinherited me. Not that there was much, but she does own an opulent home. The worst part of this was that I had . . . more
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May 04, 2006 12:57 AM EDT --
My grandmother was born in 1903 in Oaxaca, Mexico, in a Mormon polygamous colony. When she was 7, she moved to Cedar City, Utah, where her mother built a house. Her father died, and her mother took in . . . more
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June 16, 2008 02:40 AM EDT --
You're at the computer, reading and typing in a cacophony of joy. You're on Gather, of course.
In your own space, your own time. Suddenly, your cat jumps up to the keyboard, steps on the . . . more
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July 17, 2006 11:21 PM EDT --
Jimmy Olson, copy boy, ran to Lois. "Clark is missing!"
"Impossible! He was just here a minute ago."
Perry called for Lois.
"Lois, in my office, now! I want you to find Superman. . . . more
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April 27, 2006 07:38 PM EDT --
I used to smoke. I used to climb mountains. I used to climb mountains and smoke.
Now I don't smoke, but I will climb mountains when I get to China next week.
more
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August 04, 2008 05:20 AM EDT --
Some may say: "it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it." The male stick insect copulates with the female for 10 weeks straight without pause and all the poor lady wants . . . more
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May 17, 2006 07:42 AM EDT --
cooking with gas tonight, dirt included
laying it out in the open
soul, dirty
flesh raw, bones bare to skull
god, what have I done
cooking with gas tonight, dirt included
I'm real
we've all got . . . more
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July 09, 2006 03:35 AM EDT --
Earlier last evening, I sat with close friends. We watched The National Dog Show and compared notes on breeds of dogs.
We talked about which dogs were good with kids, which dogs need a large yard and . . . more
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June 30, 2006 01:59 AM EDT --
Notice that some things don't work the way they're supposed to, the way they used to?
No? Well, in time you'll notice it more and more. It's called, Death of a Penis.
Think about it. . . . more
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May 13, 2006 10:36 AM EDT --
caricature of myself...
1. Even my icon is a cartoon.
2. My icon isn't even ME. It's Juliet, drawn by me, for my daughter's English class.
3. I can't even tell when a comment is NEW. . . . more
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August 07, 2006 05:23 PM EDT --
Brie Vanderslutzen was in the kitchen with her parents, Mumsy and Dadsy Vanderslutzen.
Soozie Mier walked in with Edie Brick and ex-husband Karl.
Lynnie stood in Brie's kitchen, her mouth open. . . . more
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April 11, 2006 11:55 PM EDT --
Sitting at her desk, today the Quill peers into the future and wonders about those who will live one-hundred and ten years from now. She fears a new, and as yet, unseen world where people speak to each . . . more
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July 06, 2006 02:04 PM EDT --
Somewhere in the Wild West
This is the second installment. In the first installment, Kristina Stephens wins Bartholomew Smith, Sheriff, for a day. Previous
Next
Bartholomew walked with Kristina . . . more
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May 15, 2006 05:25 PM EDT --
"Achoo!"
"Bless you, Sneezy"
"Harrumph!"
"Oh, Grumpy, Sneezy has allergies. You should be kind to him," Snow White said.
"Harrumph! Sneezy has allergies, . . . more
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May 31, 2008 11:01 PM EDT --
Some people have junk drawers. I have a junk room. In fact, somewhere in the midst of my junk room is my office. Yes, I work amidst stacks of stuff....some of it will be sold on eBay, some of it will . . . more
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